So why is it that on days when I decide not to get dressed and I lounge around at home that the school calls and says, "You need to bring Josh a new outfit. He's covered in mud." Great. So no shower, no makeup, throw on some jeans and a t-shirt and brave the rain to the school.
Really though what is a boy to do when he is the soccer goalie? Let all the balls get by so he'll stay clean? I detest mud. But I guess boys are different. Being covered in mud is manly and cool. I just hope that after the next recess, I don't get another call...but hey, at least I'm dressed.