Friday, February 11, 2011

What Idaho people are really like

I guess I must be turning into a true Idahoan because I had a really good laugh with this one!

65 ABOVE ZERO:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Idaho plant gardens.

60 ABOVE ZERO:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Idaho sunbathe.

50 ABOVE ZERO:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Idaho drive with the windows down.

40 ABOVE ZERO:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats.
People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.

35 ABOVE ZERO:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 ABOVE ZERO:
People in Miami all die.
Idahoans close the windows.

ZERO:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Idaho get out their winter coats.

10 BELOW ZERO:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Idaho are selling cookies door to door.

20 BELOW ZERO:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 BELOW ZERO:
Santa Clause abandons the North Pole
Idahoans get upset because they can't start the snow-mobile.

40 BELOW ZERO:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Idaho start saying, "Cold enough fer ya?"

50 BELOW ZERO:
H*** freezes over.
Idaho public schools will open 2 hours late.